• iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
mihlayn:

New Zealand’s finest.

mihlayn:

New Zealand’s finest.

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Saying I love you is easy. What comes next is a little trickier. — Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

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raideo:

this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch

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chapmangamo:

TRANSLATED TV SHOWS: Part Two (Previously: Part one)

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ahopebeyondmyown:

if i could time travel i’d just go to past concerts tbh

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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