Played with some make up yesterday. Trying to be a real girl (in my oversized Coldplay sweatshirt). I think I look so different when I wear my glasses.

Played with some make up yesterday. Trying to be a real girl (in my oversized Coldplay sweatshirt). I think I look so different when I wear my glasses.

high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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Oh Lord. Give me coffee to change the things I can change, and red wine to accept the things I can’t. — #and wisdom to know when to just reach for the vodka whisky instead. (via annieelainey)

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blimeygames:

pleatedjeans:

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Because you didn’t know you needed a skunk in a onesie hugging a baby sloth plushie.

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WHEN PEOPLE CONTEMPLATING A CAREER IN NURSING ASK ME FOR ADVICE

whatshouldwecallnursing:

depending on my mood, I’m either like,

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or like,

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tastefullyoffensive:

Plot twist. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Plot twist. [x]

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HAHAHAHAH COME ON

HAHAHAHAH COME ON

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I thought the baby-sized Santa suits at work would be perfect for my cat." [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I thought the baby-sized Santa suits at work would be perfect for my cat." [x]